my favorite thing is when you’re petting a dog and you stop for a second and it bumps your hand with its nose like hey don’t stop now keep going


reblog if you survived the pluto hiatus 2006-2014


*disdainful white parent voice* kids these days and their…inability to sit quietly and cooperate as a cog in the gas guzzling white supremacist capitalist ableist heteropatriarchal machine we’ve designed for them…and their rap songs

  • how to actually get away with murder: be a white cop
  • trust-me-im-satan:

    when people start getting close to your friends