My name's Abi and you're great. Hopefully you'll think I am too. I love Noah and the Whale, The Smiths, the Avengers, the Mighty Boosh and Doctor Who.

rhydonmyhardon:

*dude puts his mouth around his bros dick* bro, im not actually gay unless i suck it. i never sucked it. its a metaphor, see: you put the dick right between your teeth, but you dont blow it. a metaphor bro

spockhetti:

wo-nderland:

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back

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jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

psiioniic:

lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

I still get very high and very low in life. Daily. But I’ve finally accepted the fact that sensitive is just how I was made, that I don’t have to hide it and I don’t have to fix it. I’m not broken. Glennon Doyle Melton’s Lessons from the Mental Hospital Ted Talk  (via seulray)
If I cut you off, chances are, you handed me the scissors. (via tyleroakley)

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

aliciahaider:

msfruitkiller:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

    #never not the best set pic ever taken 

Thor: “fist me captain america”
Tony: “thor i told u, it’s fist pump”

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